I think I'm a medical hazard waiting to happen...

So, second day at The Job and things are going pretty swell.
Except that coworkers keep jerking their heads to stare at me, perplexed, when they see me gallumping down the hallway at noon.
I swear, come Monday morning, I'm concerned some of my coworkers might actually give themselves whiplash, staring at me when I show up at eight in the morning.
Honestly.
Still alive and experiencing sympathetic neck pains. - G.