Obituaries as entertainment

I have a daily ritual when I come to work.
Wanting to be an informed individual, when I sit at my desk, the first thing I do is fire up the Internet and check the news sites.
I start off with the Anchorage Daily News, for the local stuff, then skim CNN to see if they're reporting anything relevant.
Finally, I pop over to The Telegraph and The Times to check things out from a slightly different perspective.
And after I've satisfied my media hunger, I go back to The Telegraph and read their obituary page.
Does that sound morbid? It's really not.
The Telegraph's obituaries are extremely entertaining.
They are one of the highlights of my day. Plus, it helps to know that as long as I'm reading an obituary, it means I'm not featured in one.
Still alive and loving it! - G.